I AM THE ANGST QUEEN

classyshippingblog:

sashkash:

Well, this is kind of embarrassing… surely this must have been done before, but I thought it was pretty funny not to post (mostly because it’s true)

Please forgive me for all the out-of-tune-ness going on everywhere. 

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Shipping Anthem (Dido’s White Flag cover)

Lyrics: 

I know you think that Johnlock’s unlikely,

And you tell me that

It’s just platonic and that they’re just good friends,

But where’s the sense in that?

I promise I’ll find all the homoerotic subtext

just to prove my point

And I will go down with this ship

 ‘Cause I think that John’s shagging Sherlock

Day and night I’ll post Johnlock on my dash

They’re in love; and always will be

I know that Molly’s a darling - she’s harmless,

But where’s the fun in that?

She dated Jim once and said that

She dumped him – I don’t believe in that

They’re still together sleeping with Moran

And I’m sure that that makes sense

I will go down with this ship

Molliarty is my Titanic

And I’ll ship Hooper with whomever I please:

Lestrade, Irene, Jim, or Sebastian…

And when they met,

Which I’m sure they did,

Mycroft and Greg

Both clearly hid

The desire for a romp

Yeah I’ve seen Maurice ( ? )

Now I can’t move on…

And I will go down with this ship

 ‘Cause I think that Greg’s shagging Mycroft

Day and night I’ll post Mystrade on my dash

They’re in love; and always will be

I will go down with this ship

Anderson and T-Rex are together

Doctor Watson is definitely bi

So I’ll also ship him with Mary

I will go down with this ship

And I’ve heard that even Moffat kind of ships it

Day and night I’ll post Johnlock on my dash

They’re in love; and always will be

I feel like this is my anthem

erectionsandtea:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

aslytherinsuperwholockian:

jumpersandelectric:

valedecem:

registeredgoatoffender:

fourthway:

vengadores:

this is the only avengers thing i’m ever going to reblog

omfg it matches so well.

Loki’in dirty.

literally perfect

*slow clapping* this is wonderful 

I…just…this…this is perfect ohmygodsweetjesustits

oh my god