Do you know why Martin Freeman trolls tumblr? He's not paid or anything. He gets off on it. The weirder the porn, the more he gets off, and you know what? One of these days, just trolling won't be enough. One of these days, we'll be standing around a graphic John/Sherlock photo, and Martin will be the one who put it there.
I’m a buff baby that can dance like a man! I can shak’a my fanny, I can shak’a my can! I’m a tough tootin’ baby, I can punch’a your buns, punch’a your buns, I can punch all your buns! If you’re an evil witch I will punch ya for fun!
Dick pulls hard at the slave chain until it feels as though something in his wrist is about to pop or snap. He sees the motion of Jason’s hand as the younger man reaches for the dagger and everything seems to go into slow motion as he struggles with the chain and tries to force the metal to give around his wrist.
STAR WARS: Bruce is one of the remaining Jedi Master survivors, currently in hiding after the massacre that happened five years ago at the temple. He takes in Dick,a young boy whose parents were recently murdered and Bruce feels a bond between them which he later realizes is the power of the Force since Dick has the potential to become a powerful Jedi. He is torn between training him and exposing him to danger and creating a new generation of Jedis and decides to take him as his Padawan.
Dick is extremely talented and soon becomes a worthy student however he falls in love with an alien princess Kory during one of the missions and wants to marry her and any attachment of this sort is forbidden by the Jedi code. He and Bruce have a fight, Dick runs off.
At this point Bruce is already determined to bring the empire down and starts looking for a new student. He finds Jason on the streets using Force to steal food to get by. He takes him in and starts training him however Jason is too emotional and doesn’t agree with the Jedi code, thinking it flawed and incomplete.
Of course he turns dark and shit happens and then Tim becomes the new Padawan and Bruce is kidnapped and held hostage and tortured and omg turns out he has a kid and Dick comes back and tries to train Damian because he’s out of control and has been trained under the Sith code and omg EPIC LIGHTSABER BATTLES AND THEY SAVE BRUCE AND IT’S AMAZING!
Your tags always make me laugh. XD
Tim is uncomfortable because he is not in control. He prefers to be in charge.
But most of all, Tim prefers to be taping sexual situations on film from a distance where he is alone and can touch himself. XD
I just can’t imagine Tim enjoying sex the regular way. For me he is too much of an observer. The closer he gets to the real thing the better; the higher the resolution on his videos, unsuspecting subject/s, the more real, the more natural the footage or the photos are…
…but I think there is a certain point after that when the closer he gets the more it terrifies him and makes him uncomfortable. The point where you stop observing and start to participate, the moment you put yourself on the spot ,and instead of being passive you are forced into an active role.
It’s that point that I see Jason and Dick crossing effortlessly, perhaps not even realizing it’s there ,that Tim struggles with.
And with this sort of thing it’s easy to find excuses; focused on the job right now, no time for relationships, or for example turning it into a virtue where he plays the gentleman that is considerate of the girl and respecting her by not getting sexual with her.
A lot of people make fun of Tim being gay and scared of girls coming onto him but I just see him being equally uncomfortable with both girls AND guys in sexual situations.
So I just see him as this sort of asexual retard that tries to hide it and fails miserably. That’s why his uncomfortable faces in sex pics just crack me up. He always looks like he wants to be somewhere else haha